If Amber Carter turns 3 tricks a week for $250 each every full week of Ohio's standard public school year, how much will she earn in total for the year if her teacher's salary is already $29,000? (Tip: remember that she loses 2 weeks of tricks due to the Holiday break in December!)
If the better pay for teachers movement was looking for its spokesperson, we at STBY think they’ve finally found their girl. Because today, authorities in Bellefontaine, Ohio say they’ve arrested fourth-grade teacher Amber Carter, 35, at a motel parking lot on charges of prostitution. And apparently, this wasn’t a Saturday night, earn some extra cash on the side sort of thing for Amber.
No, kiddies, your sweet little teacher was out playing hooker…er…hooky with a John while you simply thought she was in the John. She even used the classroom computer to arrange the bangfest.
But the question we keep asking ourselves is, why would someone in one of the world’s most noble professions turn to the world’s oldest profession? Does your salary suck hairy balls that bad?
Bellefontaine City Schools Superintendent Larry Anderson says officials are shocked at the news. Which probably doesn’t compare to the daily shock students experienced when their teacher came back from lunch wearing a leather mini-skirt, fuck-me boots and puffing on Virginia Slims.
Tags: Amber Carter, arrested, Bellefontaine, cut class, Ohio teacher, prostitution
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