Veroy Omar Chin of Port St. Lucie, Florida had big, big hopes for this extra-long Valentine’s and President’s Day weekend. But his exciting plans were abruptly shriveled when he was nabbed by police for attempting to pilfer a box of Maximum Strength Extenze Male Enhancement tablets from a Wal-Mart Supercenter.
So instead of poking an elongated Cupid’s arrow into his lucky lady this romantic holiday, it looks like Veroy Omar Chin will be the one getting poked. In a place called jail, and by a guy much larger than him who can’t resist his pretty boy name.
Veroy Omar Chin, it sucks to be you on Valentine’s Day. Like all men at some point in their lives, your penis got you into a sticky situation. But what sets you apart is that you didn’t even get laid. And to make matters even suckier, now everyone in the world knows that your pecker is puny.
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