The happy couple
You can divorce your wife, but that doesn’t necessarily mean you can leave her.
Just ask Robert Drawbaugh of Bridgeport, Conn. When he asked his bride to be released from his contract, she responded by handcuffing her wrist to his.
When the little lady brings the shackles out of the love drawer, you might expect her to also bring out the fishnet stockings, the stiletto heels and, I dunno, maybe a can of whipped cream.
You’re not expecting her to bring out a family-sized can of whuppass. Which is precisely what she did.
In her effort to “reconcile” with her hubby, Mrs. D. beat the crap out of him. Instead of using the opportunity to make googly-eyes at her love and whisper sweet nothings in his ear, she clawed him, punched him and ate his flesh. It got so bad, that Robert had to call 911 — all while fending off Mike Tyson in drag.
Fortunately the police did respond. Which means Mrs. D. will get her wish to be handcuffed to a man. Only this time it will be Otis, the deputy sheriff.
Sucks to be the soon-to-be former Mrs. Drawbaugh.
Tags: beating, handcuffs, Robert Drawbaugh, wife
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