Mr. and Mrs. Purdam, right before they called the lawyer
Weddings are supposed to the most unsucky occassion for a bride and groom. It’s the day the two exchange tearful vows, embrace in a kiss with each klink of the glass, and lovingly smash expensive cake in one another’s face.
That’s pretty special. Unless the groom’s girlfriend shows up and ruins everything.
Such was the case for Mr. and Mrs. Harold Purdam of Queens, New York. On the day of their nuptials, everything was going according to script. But just as the guests finished their group performance of “The Macarena,” Jennifer Angevine stood up and announced to all the aunts and uncles and grandmas and cousins that she and Mr. P were fucking.
Uh…we were hoping for the speech from the best man.
Well, needless to say, the best day of the year turned into the worst day of the Purdams’ life. News of the affair sent the recently-anointed Mrs. P. into a celibate tizzy. And her parents got a huge head start on despising the son-in-law. (Let’s face it, all the cute grandchildren in the world can’t make up for this little indiscretion.)
So, it looks like the newlyweds will be skipping the honeymoon in Myrtle Beach and the house in the ‘burbs and the Labrador named Bailey, and get right to the good part — the divorce. Sucks to be you, Mr. and Mrs. Purdam.
Tags: Divorce, Harold Purdam, Jennifer Angevine, mistress, Queens, wedding
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