SUCKS TO BE writing blog posts while everyone else is at a cookout

We're having Twinkies from the company vending machine.

We're having Twinkies from the company vending machine.

The sucky thing about being a professional…uh…journalist is that the news never stops. Not even on Memorial Day.

Which means today ain’t a day off for yours truly. No, like our esteemed colleagues Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper, we’re parking it behind the computer to bring you the world.

So for us, it’s no grilled weenies. No family Jarts game. No parades with boy scouts and little league baseball teams.

And while we’re here cooped up in the STBY newsroom, what are you doing? You’re enjoying the sun, overeating and spending quality time with your family.

No, wait. You’re huddled around your computer. Just like us.

Sucks to be you.

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