"I'm rich, bitch!"
A bill has just been signed by Connecticut Governor M. Jodi Rell that allows residents to set up living trust funds with their pets. That’s right, their pets.
“For nine years straight, this crazy old guy has been feeding me this dry shit he calls food,” said Karl, a West Highland Terrier who can’t wait to get his paws on his 86-year-old owner’s cash when he bites the dust.
“He also cut off my balls—so I guess naming me in the trust is his way of apologizing.”
But as you might guess, the pet trust fund law isn’t being as well-received by others. Namely, the bi-ped family members who are getting the shit end of the stick.
It would definitely suck if Daddy Deep Pockets completely cut you out of a trust fund for something that barks at imaginary noises and poops in the backyard. But the truth is, if Karl the Westie ends up as the heir to a fortune over you, then you must truly suck beyond all recognition.
Tags: Connecticut, M. Jodi Rell, new law, pet trust fund bill, pets, trust funds
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