A Polish woman has filed a lawsuit against an Egyptian hotel after claiming her teenage daughter got pregnant from using their pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska says that her 13-year-old angel got knocked up by  a wayward sperm that was darting around in the hotel’s waters.

At least, that’s what her daughter told her. And besides, could there possibly be any other explanation? Girl. On vacation. In hotel. With boys.  Of course not! It had to be the pool.

Her daughter also claims that the dashing young man in her bed that morning was just a bellhop who needed a nap. And the naughty toys on the nightstand were magically left there by King Tut.

Listen, Magdalena…a little parenting advice. Kids do stuff they shouldn’t. And sometimes, they lie to cover their butts (or in this case the other side).  That missing cookie when your kid was 5? Not stolen by the Cookie Monster. And that broken vase you loved so much? It didn’t fall off the mantel because of the Earth’s rotation.

So, if you think you’re going to win this paternity suit, think again. Because you’re not getting any child support from Khalfani, the pool boy.
Sucks to be you.

Tags: Egypt, hotel, Magdalena Kwiatkowska, pool, pregnant

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