“I’ve got a headache.”
“It’s that time of the month.”
“You smell like a brewery.”
It’s not like women don’t already have enough reasons to deny men a little romp in the hay. Now they can send us to the couch even when they want to get pregnant.
Why? Because scientists in the UK have created the human sperm cell in lab. Which means in the not-too-distant future, “making babies” will mean “Honey. I’m going to the lab to get me some sperm.”
Hey scientists, what the hell? Seeing as how you get a boner watching molecules collide, the fact that you’re making intercourse obsolete probably never occurred to you. Oh sure. You say the sperm you make will never be used for fertility. But we know how you work. First you clone a spec of wool in a dish, and the next thing you know we’ve got a million look-alike sheep crapping all over the place.
So back off, guys. Go figure out a cure for jock itch. Or male pattern baldness. Or bad judgment in bars at closing time. Just leave the sperm alone. Because if you don’t, you’ll be developing a cure for blue balls real soon.
Tags: human sperm cell, laboratory, obsolete, sex, sperm
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