Sucks to be you, Osama bin Laden. You want to go and be the world’s biggest dickhead murderer since Hitler, fine. Then you get to spend every waking hour living in the dank, spider-filled cave eating meal worms and Afghan beetles.

You want to put the world into a big clusterfuck of a panic? Great. Then you get to spend the rest of your life trying to dodge machine gun fire and laser guided missles.

Hope the trade-off was worth it, asshole. Because while you’re trying to keep your nice white dress from getting bat crap all over it, we’re getting on with our lives.

We’re rebuilding. We’re remembering. We’re forging on. And, oh, yeah, we’re still looking for you.

So, on this, the eighth anniversary of 9/11, we have but one thing to say: Have a sucky day.

Tags: 911, eighth anniversary, osama bin laden, remembrance

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