If you’re bangin’ away in steel cage full of old pizza boxes, moldy cheese and used tampons, then your life pretty much sucks. But for two Wichita, Kansas horndogs who found the stench of maggots too powerful an aphrodisiac, the odor ended up being the good part.
Because while the two were rolling around in STDs and rat feces, and forever destroying their dignity, they were robbed.
Yep, they had their shit stolen. And by shit, we mean the only stuff they had that didn’t smell like shit.
It seems that two would-be thieves, recognizing their victims were preoccupied, took off with some shoes, jewelry and a wallet that was left outside their Waste Management Love Shack.
As it turns out though, their unique spin on dumpster-diving proved horribly unsuccessful, as they were caught, arrested and charged with being the most pathetic thieves in the history of Kansas.
Tags: dumpster, jewelry, Kansas, robbery, sex, shoes, tryst, wallet, Wichita
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