SUCKS TO BE repo-man roadkill

repomanWhen your job description is prying car keys from the hands of invalid octogenarians, fast food workers and single moms, you see a lot of tears.

But for one Painesville, Ohio repo-man, the tears he saw were his own. They weren’t, however, tears of sorrow. They were tears of pain – the kind of pain you feel when the quarter panel of a ’97 Ford Taurus puts an imprint on your kneecap.

You see, when the aforementioned collection-douche set out to destroy the dignity of Tomona Grant, he never figured Tomona would try to destroy him. But that’s exactly what happened.

When Tomona saw her only mode of transportation get hooked up to the tow truck, she jumped into the driver’s seat and took off, breaking the chains the held the car, and breaking the caps that kept her nemesis’s legs attached. Tomona kept on driving and was eventually apprehended.

When asked to comment on her actions, she could only reply, “He wanted the car, so I gave it to him.”

Did we mention this all happened in the city of Painesville? Yeah, we think that’s funny, too.

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