"Damn. Now we can't watch the Playboy Channel."
That Tim Governor Pawlenty is such a douche bag. He’s ordered all the 50-inch plasma screen TVs removed from Minnesota’s sex offender facility.
What!? All these guys did was rape a few women and make a couple dozen appearances on that Chris Hanson Predator Show.
They should be treated like freakin’ movie stars, not common criminals. So what’s with putting the kibosh on the HD, Guv? It sucks bad enough that these guys have had their Internet and their photo albums of 9-year-olds taken away, now you want to deprive them of “Dancing with the Stars” and “Hanna Montana” too?
That just seems so… well… mean.
What’s next, Tim? You gonna strip them of their BluRay DVD players and their La-Z-Boys with the cup holder too?
This ain’t Gitmo.
Given the devastating news, the detained pervs are just going to have to pleasure…er…entertain themselves with the facility-sanctioned quilting bees and pinochle tournaments.
Sucks to be them.
Tags: Minnesota, Pawlenty, plasma TV, removed, sex offenders
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