"Dammit...I spent all my iTunes gift card on these ringtones."
A group long known for practicing torture on its enemies has upped the ante on its own people. It seems the head honchos of the al Shabaab insurgency near Mogadishu have ordered all their faithful soldiers to silence their musical ringtones. Now, the only permissible ringy-dingy is the voice of a Muslim cleric reading the Hadith or Koranic verse.
Somebody please call Amnesty International. Or Chad. Because if the guys with shoulder rockets can’t get a little Kanye or Jay-Z when mom calls from the bunker, then the world needs to hit restart.
I mean those ringtones cost $1.99. EACH.
Hey, we all know the folks associated with al Qaeda are pricks, but taking away a man’s tunage is something Osama himself wouldn’t think of.
So, al Shabaab, let your soldiers take their phones off vibrate. Because if you guys had a little more Rihanna, you might not be so mad all the time.
Tags: al Shabaab, banned, Mogadishu, ringtones
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