"The world's crappiest place to work... according to one guy, that is.
We’ll be the first to admit it: Working at a movie store ain’t no picnic. You’ve got to be Ebert for every dumb-ass who can’t decide between “SAW 4″ and “Freddie’s Revenge.” You’ve got to put up with coworkers who think being a Blockbuster cashier is a stepping stone to a career in directing. And God forbid if some 40-something MILF comes in looking for the “The Proposal” and you’re all sold out. P-M-S CITY!
Which brings us to Aaron Siebers. Aaron had had enough of his career in movies. And when he looked on the schedule and saw that he would have to put up with the 2am drunks drooling all over the counter, hoping “The Hangover” was out, he decided to take matters into his own hands. And by “matters” we mean a knife. Aaron stabbed himself in the leg to avoid working.
Sucks to hate your job that bad. And it sucks to be that horrible at coming up with a get-out-of-work lie.
Aaron, Aaron, Aaron. All over corporate America, there are people faking coughs and straining their voices and going on and on about how they’re ready to puke. And guess what? They’re all going out golfing as soon as they hang up. It’s the American-freakin’-way, pal.
So the next time you can’t bear to give another 5-Star Seibers endrorsement of “Crank 2,” take a sick day. Even if you’re only sick of your job.
Tags: Aaron Seibers, Blockbuster, Colorado, Denver, Edgewater, stab
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