Julie -- allergic to a different kind of peanuts.
It was a magical wedding night for Mike and Julie Boyde — two soul mates consummating their love, looking forward to their life together in a loving home full of children.
And then it came.
The pain, that is. The horrible, excruciating, what-the-hell-is-happening-to-my-girl-parts kind of pain.
Mike, of course, figured it was his awesome manhood that caused the discomfort. But as it turns out it was what came out of that thing that was causing problems. Julie was allergic to Mike’s sperm.
Ouch.
On the weird allergy scale, this is the strangest we’ve seen since Britney Spears discovered she was allergic to sobriety.
And while undeniably sucky, the couple have vowed not to let the allergy get in the way of their love. So, to avoid future reactions, Julie and Mike have stocked every closet in their house with condoms.
Sucks to be mounted to the Trojan horse for the rest of your life.
Tags: allergic, allergy, Julie Boyde, Mike Boyde, newlyweds, sperm
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