Where the f**k is everyone?
When a trio of ski-mask-wearing, gun-wielding thieves rode up on a Joliet, Illinois grocery store, they expected to scare the living cash out of pretty much everyone waiting in the Self-Scan lines.
Their evil plan was to go in, flash some firepower, and leave with bags of greenbacks, credit cards and $1 off coupons for Tide.
But what they found was 100,000 square feet of bupkus.
Not a single person was in the store. No customers. No stock boys. Not even a clerk they could hold at gun point until she gave up her change purse and the security code to the cash register.
Instead of hauling ass to a store that actually had customers with wallets, the three stooges, Sanjuan Reyes, 22, Jose Torres, 17, and a 16-year-old boy, hung out nearby and were eventually arrested by police.
Yep, the big time armed-robbers were hauled downtown for loitering.
Sucks to commit the crime of bad timing.
Tags: grocery store, Illinois, Joliet, Jose Torres, robbery, Sanjuan Reyes
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