Ryan Baczkiewicz, an 18-year-old white boy from Cheektowaga, NY was arrested on felony criminal mischief charges after allegedly break dancing at a parents-gone-on-vacation house party and causing $3,000 in damage to the homeowner’s beautiful wood floors.

Apparently the B-boy’s belt buckle was studded with large faux diamonds, which seriously chafed the hardwood. To boot—or should we say, to double-chair-flare—the attention whore was hammered on Underage Lite, trying to impress the girls whose parents owned the home. Way to make a good impression with their ‘rents, Chief.

First of all, Ryan Breakdancewicz, a dude wearing a diamond belt buckle to a high school party is reason enough to be arrested by the fashion police. Secondly, you’re as Polish as a pierogi. So our advice is that you stick to the accordion and Polka. Because you suck so unbelievably bad at break dancing that the only thing you break are expensive floors.

Tags: $3000, break dancing, breakdancing, Cheektowaga, hardwood floors, house party, Ryan Baczkiewicz

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