SUCKS TO BE getting bills from Verizon while you’re six feet under

As if you needed another reason to wanna deck this goober.

As if you needed another reason to wanna deck this twat.

“Thank you for calling Verizon, how can I completely piss on your day?”

Legendary for achieving customer dissatisfaction, Verizon recently stooped to a new low by refusing to disconnect the telephone service of Bill Young, a West Virginia man who went six feet under in June 2009. It wasn’t until last week that Verizon cut off the service after numerous phone calls from Cynthia Lacy, the man’s daughter, and a complaint to the media.

Sucks to be dealing with the soulless pricks at Verizon while your father’s soul is en route to dealing with Judgement.

Cynthia even sent Verizon a copy of her father’s death certificate to try and stop the service. But the saga continued.

“Can you hear me now?” they persisted.

“No, I’m fucking dead. Now shut off my damn phone!” Young wished he could say.

The obvious lesson here is that if you thought “We never stop working for you” was just Verizon’s slogan, well, they’re really serious about the “never” part.

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One Response to “SUCKS TO BE getting bills from Verizon while you’re six feet under”

  1. Peter says:

    Verizon has awesome service!

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