In just a few short weeks since its Feb. 8 birth, the poorly Photoshopped poodle in the conspiracy-theorist tinfoil hat that was looking to amass more Facebook fans than Glenn Beck accumulated nearly 300,000 followers. But as it turns out, the Facebook fuzz were none too pleased with the bitch’s rabid rise to fame—so they “publish-blocked” the page.
No more post updates or soliciting fans in other Facebooky ways. And absolutely no more making poor Glenn Beck feel inferior to a canine.
Facebook’s explanation (see below) for disciplining the pooch is essentially that a fan page needs to be devoted to some kind of real commercial enterprise. Meaning the page needs to be a legitimate channel for a business or cause. You know, like these:
- Farting
- I bet Dora the Explorer can’t find her way to America
- Can this goat get more fans than Barack Obama?
- I bet orchestra people can reach 1,000,000 before the band geeks
- Can this pickle get more fans than Nickleback?
- I have a zombie Apocalypse plan
- My sister said if I get one million fans, she will name her baby Megatron
Thanks for making your policy clear as the driven snow, Facebook. Voting for dogs is bad. Megatron on birth certificates, good. Disliking Nickleback, fucking perfect (really, it is).
Sucks to be dog that can’t bark at someone it doesn’t like.
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Tags: can this poodle, facebook, glenn beck, tinfoil hat
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