Some churchgoers eat a eucharist. Some drink wine. But this? This is a bit much to ask.

If you kinda-sorta believe in God, this is the church for you.

Well, at least they’re honest. Which is something God would like, we imagine.

NOTE TO GOD: This is satire, no lightning bolts, por favor.

Tags: beaver lick, Boring, church, funny, halfway, names

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