Over the past three years, Radivoke Lajic’s house has been hit by a meteor six different times.  And he thinks he knows why — aliens from outer space are pissed at him.

“I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials,” said the 50-year-old Bosnian. “I don’t know what I’ve done to annoy them.”

Apparently, he short changed the big eyed creatures at Halloween or told them to get the hell off his lawn. Because (according to Lajic), he’s still getting the Martian version of a house egging.

Listen, sir. If you really, truly annoyed the aliens, they wouldn’t throw pebbles at you, they’d toss fucking Venus in your yard. Or they’d blast you with some crazy laser. Or they’d hover over your house for all eternity, making you crap your knickers every time you walked outside. Haven’t you ever watched “V”?

These folks have got much more better weapons than slingshots and cosmic gravel.

So, Rad, take your paranoia meds, lock yourself in your house and turn the SyFy Channel back on.

Tags: alien, meteor, Radivoke Lajic, six times

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