Generally speaking it pretty much sucks to be a cat. You’re cute and cuddly for a few nanoseconds. Then you spend the next 15 years pissed at the world because you’re not a Golden Retriever.
What can we say, Fluffy? Life sucks.
But for one Oregon feline, existence was particularly sucky. Not because she couldn’t bark or play fetch, but because she couldn’t open a car door.
It seems the 3-month-old kitten was hanging out in the underbelly of an SUV when the vehicle took off. For 120 miles, the cat endured 65-mph winds and sub-freezing temps. She dodged flying pebbles and wayward car parts. She watched in horror as flattened cousin after flattened cousin whizzed by beneath her.
And to think the leather heated seats and the sweet Kenny Chesney tunes were just 6 inches above her head.
We’re happy to report that the cold, wet, emotionally scarred cat was rescued by the driver. As thanks for saving her life, the cat will claw the man’s furniture, leave him fur ball hurl to clean up, and ignore him for the rest of eternity.
When police find over 1,000 images of child pornography on your personal computer, there’s little you could say in defense of your actions that would make anyone sympathetic toward you.
Spring is finally in the air. Which means that in Anchorage, Alaska, brown bears are seriously hungry. They’ve been cooped up all winter in their dens with no personal space to relax and knock back a few hundred pounds of caribou. And now, it’s feeding time baby.
