It’s bad enough that you have to lug a heavy bag of worthless direct mail and catalogs that nobody reads, but when you’ve got angry birds swopping down on you while you’re doing it, then it really sucks.
That’s what the mail carriers in Calgary, Canada are dealing with as of late. Seems that the agitated birds of prey are trying get to the mailmen before the neighborhood Rottweilers do.
The air threat has gotten so bad that mail delivery has been suspended. Which means folks in Calgary won’t be getting their weekly issues of People, their low rate credit card applications, or that discreetly wrapped, unmarked package they’ve been desperately waiting for.
Sucks to be without your mail-order blow up bride.
Over the past three years, Radivoke Lajic’s house has been hit by a meteor six different times. And he thinks he knows why — 
Airline food is not as healthy as we thought. And, let’s face it, nobody thought it was all that healthy to begin with. But according to a USA Today report, the crap the stewardesses are passing off as dinner is downright puke-worthy.
Can you hear me now? 
Bad news for all the dirty old men with Erectile Dysfunction. Scientific studies show that taking the boner-popper, 
