Best Buy better buy some surge protectors for their asses. Because The Big Guy is coming for them with a handful of lightning and a huge can of whoop ass. It seems the retailer, who owns the computer-fix-it company The Geek Squad is taking the Rev. Luke Strand to court for calling himself the “God Squad.”
Geek Squad – God Squad. I guess it’s a little too close for Best Buy’s copyright lawyers who have, herteofor forfeited their right to an afterlife of angels and clouds and harps.
Really Geek Squad? You want to sue a man of the cloth? You want locusts to descend on your awesome display of low-priced PCs? Those bugs can fuck up an electrical system worse than a virus from porn.com. And with all your Geeks turned into newts, it’ll be a real bitch trying get on your own service schedule.
So tell your lawyers to back off. Let the good Father have his VW with his funny little sign. Nobody’s going to ask him to install a big screen TV.
Poor British Petroleum. They go out of their way to make sure we have enough gas to get our kids to soccer practice. Then when they spill a couple drops of oil into the ocean, we jump on them like the nerd in gym class.
Well Big Oil, I guess we owe you a big round of applause. After screwing us at the pumps for all these years you went ahead and ejaculated all over our beaches. Yep, you blew your wad on our clear, pristine ocean, leaving it looking like the panty stains of some cheap Times Square whore.
If you hadn’t heard, Forbes Magazine ranked the STBY home city of Cleveland the most miserable place to live.
