A Riverside County, California woman went on a robbery spree, holding up 11 different victims.
Yep, after the emptying the pockets and purses of 11 gun-facing, pant-shitting victims, she walked away with enough ill-gotten gain to buy a Starbucks latte.
Ma’am. We know there’s a recession going on and people don’t have a lot of cash on hand. But certainly you can do better than this. So the next time you decide to pull out the sawed-off, don’t rob an unemployment line or a soup kitchen. People there don’t have much to give you. No matter how close you point that gun.
And if you’re thinking of yelling, “Hold ‘em up,” you might want to consider doing it to someone other than the fragrant gentleman wrapped in a newspaper in an alley. He’s a little cash-strapped to.
They say crime doesn’t pay. You certainly proved it.
Sucks to be the poorest thief in the world.




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