Detroit Mayor Dave Bing has got to be feeling a little jittery about his own personal safety these days. Seems that the highly-trained Ninja warriors he hired to provide security got robbed.
Yep, the car his security detail was driving had all four tires and rims stolen from under their noses.
Sucks to be the Keystone Cops.
Our guess is that with GM circling the drain like it is, they may have swiped the wheels for the new ‘10 Impalas that are rolling off the line. But a quick check of the premises revealed that the only crime GM committed was actually making the Impala.
But we digress.
No suspects have been apprehended in The Case of The Missing Tires. Although police are looking for anyone with a tremendously huge set of balls.
Really? ”Blasts”? And you thought those Muslims with hammers and a blueprint for a Mosque were insensitive? Geeesh.
Wonder if he’s tried prostitutes.com? That answer might work better there.
Poor little kids at the 
Have it your way? Yeah, I’ll have an air-burger with some special ed. Jesus H. Christ, how in the hell did this person get past the job application? Sucks to put your stupidity on public display.
