As most of you might know, the STBY World Headquarters is located in Cleveland, Ohio — former home of LeBron FUCK YOU James, who decided to go Art Modell on us and bolt town. At least he didn’t choose a whorehouse like Baltimore.
But still, he left. And in doing so, gave the entire city the finger on national television. Now, we Cavs fans have to suffer through another generation of losing.
To brighten all of your spirits, or just to tell LeFucker how you feel, we suggest that you go shopping for some new gear.
Our suggestion: The LeDouchebag wing of the STBY Gift Shop. Both styles pictured are available at cafepress. And all funds generated will go to The STBY Booze Fund, so we can forget the last 7 years of having a traitor in our city.
Usually when we here at STBY see someone having a bad day, we laugh. We point. And then we make fun of them for the enjoyment of thousands.
As you probably noticed, the STBY site was down for a considerable amount of time yesterday. What happened was we left our IT Guy, Gunther, in charge of the shop while the rest of the staff went on a bonding retreat in upstate New York. Gunther, with nobody around, decided it would be a good idea to pass the time with a sixer of Mickey’s Wide Mouths. He got drunk, tripped over some wires, and spilled his liquid lunch all over the equipment.
