The Faaaabulous set on the Gaza Strip is pulling their well coiffed hair out today. Why? Because Hamas, the unofficial fashion police in Palestine, have made it illegal for any man to work at a beauty salon.
For every young boy who dreamed of wielding a blowdryer or giving a perm, this spells trouble. Now their only career choice is grabbing an AK47 and making the entire Middle East nervous as hell.
And for every woman who decides to unwrap the sheet from their head, it’s double sucky. Because when they do, it’s going to be a Lady Gaga sort of Bad Hair Day.
Someone needs to call Amnesty International. Because this kind of style torture just ain’t cool.








Sucks to be you, Osama bin Laden. You want to go and be the world’s biggest dickhead murderer since Hitler, fine. Then you get to spend every waking hour living in the dank, spider-filled cave eating meal worms and Afghan beetles.