Piss off one woman, and you sleep on the couch. Piss off four, and you get your weenie Krazy Glued to your torso. At least that’s how it works with the angry ladies of Wisconsin.

You see, when one unnamed man carried on affairs with three different mistresses, he thought he was Don Juan and Nick Jonas all wrapped up into one. What he actually was, was a  huge freakin’ dumbass. Because he failed to hide his little secret from any of the babes he was bagging. And as a result, they all found out he was unfaithful, they all met each other and they all conspired to seek revenge.

Dude? Four pissed off women coming after you? That’s more dangerous than a Garanimals zipper in the hands of  a 3-year-old boy.

As the story goes, the mistresses (Therese Ziemann, Michelle Belliveau and Wendy Sewell) got together with the jilted wife to lure the cheating little bastard to a motel. But instead of greeting him with the most awesome fivesome in the history of Wisconsin adultery, they greeted him with a gluejob.

Then to add insult to injury, they mocked him with comments like, “Hmmm, it gets small when you’re scared.”

Nice.

Let this be a lesson to all men whose eyes wander. Stick to your woman, or she might stick it to you. Literally.