Students from Sweden’s Chalmers University marched on a nearby brewery to protest the decades-long lack of progress on a beer pipeline to the student union.

Yes, apparently, gupling barley shakes by the 6-pack ain’t quite cutting it for the kids.  And who can blame them really. Trudging through 87 feet of snow in the pitch black noontime sky can really ruin your buzz. And getting Lars to make a beer run for the guys in the dorm is a bit tough when he’s upstairs banging Tiger Woods’ ex.

So a few years back, the students made an agreement with the local brewery to provide them an IV of foamy love that would never run out. But Nordic construction being what it is, the crews only completed 6.5 feet of the 62 mile pipeline so far. Yep, only 327,353.5 feet to go till it’s Beer Bong City.

Clearly, the students will have to rough it for some time with their fake IDs and plasma donations for beer money.

Unless, of course, they switch to Absolut. In Sweden, there’s always plenty of that.