Each and every day—except on the Holy Sabbath, of course—we scour the interwebs and siphon people’s personal email in search of stories that contain a healthy dose of suckiness. Finding misfortune in this world is a daunting task, but hey, someone’s gotta’ do it. And now you can, too. Here’s your chance to say, “Dude who wants his left kidney returned from his organ-recipient wife because the marriage is going to shit, it sucks to be you.”

All you need to do is fill out the form below, supply a photo and/or link to a video and take a stab at some funny commentary. Even if you suck at writing.

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