No entrar, Senor Strickland

Poor Warren Strickland. The Fairbanks, Alaska resident had his last shirt-staining double layer Gordita, his last artery-clogging Chalupa Supreme, his last double crunch Taco with the disgusting Cheez-Whiz wedged between the shells.

You see, Warren has been ordered by the courts to keep out of all  Taco Bell locations in the universe for an entire year.

The sentence stems from an incident in which he tossed a freshly-made taco at a restaurant employee. Apparently the crack staff behind the counter had gotten his order wrong a couple times — something that rarely happens in the fast food industry.

When Warren went back to have his order corrected,  one of the “cooks” allegedly added a slimy green hawker to his replacement taco. Also something that rarely happens in the fast food industry.

When store manager Carol Dzimtrowicz served him up his new taco with the special sauce, Warren went Roger Clemens on her, and returned the item with a little chin music.

So now, Warren Strickland will need to think outside the spicy horsemeat. Which really kind of sucks for the guy. I mean, where’s he gonna get his 4th meal? The guy is going to go to bed starving every single night. He’s going to wake up crying and shaking and eating any morsel he can find. This isn’t Biafra, for God’s sake. This is the good old USA. And Warren’s punishment is the definition of cruel and unusual.