There are sucky drivers. And then there are suuuuccccckkkky drivers. Good luck explaining this one to your State Farm agent, guys.
Posts Tagged ‘accidents’
SUCKS TO BE unable to understand the difference between “car” and “boat”
Saturday, November 7th, 2009SUCKS TO BE clumsy or stupid… or both
Saturday, September 26th, 2009It’s Saturday. It’s time to sit back, relax and watch people become their own worst enemies. Some of the stuff you may have seen. But even so, it never gets old.
SUCKS TO BE had by a roadside advertisement
Saturday, September 19th, 2009
Current ER wait time: 11 minutes.
Current drive time to Central Florida Regional Hospital after you smash your car into the median because you were distracted by the billboard: another 14 minutes.
Nevertheless, this is probably a pretty effective advertisement. It is innovative in its use of real-time data. It is guaranteed to increase emergency room visits. And it employs contextual irony, especially with the “Accidents happen fast” part of the headline.
We at STBY think being caught in a traffic jam sucks bad enough. But to be the cause of one is just bloody horrible.
