But in Indonesia, cigarettes don’t just kill you slowly from the inside, they go Ayman Al-Zawahiri on you.

Just ask Andi Susanto, a pack-a-day puffer, who took a drag of his menthol and experienced an explosion not seen since Kanye played celebrity judge at the VMAs.

That’s right, Susanto’s butt was spiked with tiny little bombs.

Sucks to have the Surgeon General only warn you about cancer, emphysema and birth defects.

Susanto told reporters he had never experienced any problems with his habit before. He also said that he would quit smoking after the incident.

Yeah, it’s pretty hard to put a cig between your lips when your lips are scattered all over Jakarta.