Who's smiling now, a-hole?
Mooning — the art of displaying ones ass to the unsuspecting public — is not a prank without its hazards. Just ask one butt-bearer in Berlin who decided to show his goods to train passengers commuting to work.
When the man dropped trou and assumed the position, he accidentally caught his chaps in a carriage door and was dragged half naked along the platform, out of the station and onto the tracks. He was pulled about 200 meters before he was able to crank the emergency brake and stop the wind burn.
The man suffered only mild cuts and bruises. But if police have their way, his pain has will last for some time. As a result of his indecent exposure, the pantless one faces charges of dangerous interference in rail transport, insulting the train staff, and may face sizeable a compensation claim for the delays he caused.
Our advice for the moondog? Find a less illegal way of annoying people. Maybe karaoke. Or break dancing. Or miming. Sure you won’t show your ass. But you certainly will look like one.
Altoids might want to change their slogan to 
At any given moment in New York City, you’ll find gun robbers, murderers and pimps destroying lives and making a shithole of the world. So, you’d think law enforcement would have their hands full. Right?
