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SUCKS TO BE a college kid who just discovered the YouTube

Monday, June 29th, 2009

Mormon students at Brigham Young University—otherwise known as the one college where young adults don’t binge drink and have premarital sex—are finally being allowed to indulge a little. After years of protecting students from the progressive ways of the modern world, school officials have lifted the University’s ban on the YouTube.

To commemorate the special event, students will be gather on the quad, drink water in red party cups, watch the video of the baby in “Hahaha” over and over and over, and laugh modestly until they realize the bundle of joy in the video is now older than they are.

Welcome to the 21st century, kids. Here are a couple other things you should know as you embark on your temptation-filled journey:

  • Boys have penises, girls have vaginas
  • Starbucks is a store that makes this hot black caffeinated liquid called coffee, and should you ever leave the Utopia that is Salt Lake City, you can find one every six feet
  • The Internet will lead you to pornography, which leads to a certain urge, which leads to masturbation, which leads straight to the flames of Hell

Good luck!