The lone hold outs. For now.

Soooo-wwwwweeeeeee! What’s up, Razorbacks? How’s everyone down at WalMart HQ? Apparently too busy restocking the 99-cent sock shelves to be reading Sucks To Be You.

You see, according to our crack Google Analytics staff, as of yesterday, Arkansas was the only state not to check in to STBY.

Not one single visitor from the land of Huckabee. Ever.

Not good. Not good at all, y’all.

Since our inception back in December, we’ve had thousands upon thousands of visitors. Folks as far away as China and Singapore and India are pointing and clicking our way. And they can’t even read English.

So if you’re thinking of using that as an excuse, no go, pal.

We know that your fine state of pig farmers and cousin-marriers isn’t the hub of culture. But we gotta believe that there’s at least one of you down there smart enough to see how witty and biting and ironic and awesome we are.

So, c’mon folks. Don’t deny yourself this cultural expienence like you’ve done with literature and poetry. Log on to STBY now. And if it’s not too much trouble, can you use your pull and see about getting our STBY t-shirts sold through WalMart?