Her name, oddly enough, is Medium Rare

We here at STBY have a certain affinity for cows. Especially when they’re smothered in A-1 sauce or sewn into some bitchin’ new cowboy boots.

So clearly, we were saddened by the sucky misfortune of this Aussie bovine.

You see, one day, as Elsie was grazing on the Outback grass, a lightning storm came swooping in. And one of those bolts of electricity found her.

I don’t know about you, but if I burn my pinky on a hot plate, I’m incapacitated for the rest of the day.

But to get seared by a 1,000,000,000,000 volts of electricity? That’s something that an icepack and Advil ain’t gonna cure.

Luckily the cow survived the grilling. Which is great, considering that most of your better restaurants don’t want anything pre-cooked.