East Cleveland mayoral incumbent Eric J. Brewer, it sucks to be you.

Not because you’re currently the head honcho of East Cleveland, a city rife with poverty, unemployment, crime and other social ills.

But because over three dozen photos allegedly of you in women’s lingerie just went public.

Now, we at STBY aren’t knocking fetishes. We understand that missionary doesn’t quite cut it for everyone. But for fuck’s sake, Miss Brewer, you hold public office. Haven’t you learned any lessons from Detroit’s Kwame Kilpatrick, the infamous sexting mayor? Leave a digital trail of your pervy tendencies, and you’re gonna get exposed.

Unfortunately for our eyes, you were.