Oooooooooooops. Before you put funny fake phone numbers on your kids’ jog-a-thon t-shirts, you might want to actually call that number. And if a horny little ho picks up on the other end and  tells you how she’s going to do things with your thing in ways you never thought of, you might want to replace that number with a cute picture of a dog, or something.

The parents at a Yorba Linda, California elementary school didn’t think that far in advance. And as a result, they printed hundreds of porno-promoting shirts that they handed out to their innocent flowers.

Sucks to be you, Yorba Linda PTA.

Now they’re trying to chase down every kid in the county who is in possession of the wearable sex-line advertisement.

Our guess is you won’t find them on the children. Because every upstanding dad at the school has probably “confiscated” the contraband and called the hotline… to give them a piece of their mind…if you know what we mean.