Na na na na na, you can't catch me.

We don’t make this shit up.

A 52-year-old woman from the booming metropolis of Portage, Indiana accidentally set her trailer on fire, causing $500 of damage.

She didn’t pass out drunk on Wild Turkey smoking a Winston. She didn’t splatter bacon grease near an open flame. No, said trailer park lady took a bag full of 10 smoke bomb fireworks, set the entire satchel ablaze and threw them under the mobile home…thus setting it ablaze. All to scare off a pesky raccoon.

Sucks to be smoked outta yer own mobile home, by yer own tommyrot. But what sucks even worse is that instead of catchin’ that darn coon, you let it escape under the benefit of smoke cover.