A U.S. District Judge in Los Angeles has ruled in favor of cyberbullies, citing that they have a First Amendment right to be meanieheads online and make other kids cry. The case dealt with a May 2008 incident, in which a YouTube video was posted by a group of 8th grade skanks calling another female student a “spoiled…brat,’’ and other shitty things.

The horsefaced teenwhore behind the video was suspended by school officials for two days. And like the whiny little bitch she is, she took the case to federal court, saying her free speech rights were violated.

Well, Stinky Suzie’s, Peter Puny Pecker’s and Fatty Maddy’s of the world, things look pretty sucky for you at the moment. It’s clear that the name-calling isn’t going to stop. But all hope is not lost.

Our advice is to keep a detailed record of all the ferocious Facebook conversations and YouTube videos that are posted about you. Save them. And wait. Wait a few years until those bullying STD-infested tramps and pillow-biting pricks are applying to college, and kindly send the Admissions Director an “FYI” file of all their tasteless extracurricular activities.

You see, while these immature pieces of crusty catshit may be effectively ruining your life right now, you have the power to fuck up their lives forever. It’s your First Amendment right.