Dr. Jack Cassell, a urologist from Florida, has decided to enact his own brand of health care reform: He’s turning away all Democrats.
Yep, anyone who voted for Barack Obama can go get their balls fondled someplace else.
The Sean Hannity humping doc posted a sign outside his office telling those patients who voted for that communist-sympathizing, socialist-loving, country-hating Marxist to look ”elsewhere” for care.
Dr. Cassell, of course, is invoking a little-known codicil in the Hippocratic Oath, which states that if a doctor doesn’t like a patient’s voting record he can let him suffer through a painful, burning urinary tract infection without remorse.
Sucks to have a tender pecker in Florida.

ost normal family disputes end up with some salty words about the mother-in-law or the film crew from “Cops” showing up at the front door.
Cheryl Ann Kepsel 
It’s sucky enough when one of those inconsiderate latchkey kids takes a whiz in your pool, leaving it there for you to bathe in for the rest of the summer.
Altoids might want to change their slogan to
When police find over 1,000 images of child pornography on your personal computer, there’s little you could say in defense of your actions that would make anyone sympathetic toward you.
If you won $3.3 million in the lottery, what would you do with the money?