
Let the nightmares begin.

Let the nightmares begin.


Lesson learned: Don’t steal your co-worker’s stapler. You will pay dearly.


There are sucky drivers. And then there are suuuuccccckkkky drivers. Good luck explaining this one to your State Farm agent, guys.

You gotta admit, simply being a cow suuucccks. After all, you’re always just one step away from being a Junior Whopper with extra mayo. But to have your head stuck in a fence only to be ‘rescued’ by a bovine rapist? That’s sucky even by animal standards. So, today, we welcome our first cow to the STBY family. We wouldn’t want to be in your shoes. Except, maybe, if they were made of nice leather.