An oldie, but a goodie. Enjoy.
Posts Tagged ‘funny’
SUCKS TO BE unaware of the other meaning of “johnson”
Friday, August 27th, 2010SUCKS TO BE rejected by eHarmony.com
Wednesday, August 18th, 2010
Wonder if he’s tried prostitutes.com? That answer might work better there.
SUCKS TO BE protested at your own protest
Thursday, August 5th, 2010
Damn. You spend all that time coming up with your clever “hate” slogan. You toil for hours with your crayons, your magic markers and your school glue. You drive all the way across town to find someone to diss. And what do you get? A big F-U. Sucks to be upstaged by your opposition.
SUCKS TO BE the worst speller/contraction writer/inventory control managing burger flipper in the world
Wednesday, August 4th, 2010
Have it your way? Yeah, I’ll have an air-burger with some special ed. Jesus H. Christ, how in the hell did this person get past the job application? Sucks to put your stupidity on public display.
Thanks to Gary B. for the pic.
SUCKS TO BE going to these churches
Friday, July 16th, 2010
Some churchgoers eat a eucharist. Some drink wine. But this? This is a bit much to ask.
If you kinda-sorta believe in God, this is the church for you.
Well, at least they’re honest. Which is something God would like, we imagine.
NOTE TO GOD: This is satire, no lightning bolts, por favor.
SUCKS TO BE telling your kids to eat their vegetables
Friday, July 2nd, 2010
“On second thought Billy, skip the cucumbers and have a chocolate bar instead. Oh, and quit your damn laughing at the table.”
SUCKS TO BE leading the world in serial killers
Tuesday, June 15th, 2010
USA!
USA!
We did it! We won the gold! We took the prize! We are number one in the world for mass murders.
Thank you, Jeffrey Dahmer. Thank you, Ted Bundy. Thank you, Son of Sam.
A recent study looked at all the nations of the world to determine what they had the most of.
And while the Czech Republic took the crown for beer drinkers, Morocco for pot and Costa Rica for frickin’ happiness, we here in America got the nod for knocking each other off in Sam’s Club-sized fashion.
We thought we would have taken the prize for Brett Michaels reality shows and oily beaches. But that’s why we don’t run a research company.
So congrats, USA. We might not have been #1 in ecstasy (The Netherlands) or adult literacy (Estonia), but we got something. Which means no matter what happens in the world cup, we’re still the champs!
SUCKS TO BE the tattoo artist for these guys
Sunday, May 9th, 2010
SUCKS TO BE fisted by your teammate
Monday, May 3rd, 2010
Ouch.
SUCKS TO BE looking for a parking space
Thursday, April 29th, 2010Don’t make fun of her. It’s not easy finding a good parking space.
