Drug dealers are stupid, but not this stupid.
A Wichita, Kansas dope addict who was low on foo-foo dust and even lower on cash, decided to pay his dealer off in Monopoly money. You know, those little pink and yellow and blue pieces of paper that look nothing like money at all? Yeah, he tried to pass that off as legal tender.
Guess what a wad of Rich Uncle Pennybag’s cash buys you on the mean streets of Wichita? A head caving, that’s what.
The crackhead, upon issuing his payment in cute little 100’s, proceeded to get a beat down so severe it would make a Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Robot cringe.
Memo to druggies: dealers don’t take kindly to pretend money. Nor, are they very interested in giving you a bag of blow in exchange for a metal thimble or tiny little iron. So if you want to get all jacked up on Beemers, rob a bank or something. It’s a lot less risky.
The bloodied suspect, when discovered by police, went directly to jail. He did not pass go. He did not collect $200.
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