This just in: The War on Drugs has officially turned into one big Smack Party.

The City of New York, in its efforts to keep its title as The Most Whacked Out Metropolis in the World, has issued a guidebook to help heroin users use more heroin.

The 16-page instruction manual, titled “Take Charge Take Care,”  illustrates the proper way to prepare the drug, the easiest way to find a vein, and tips on keeping your drug dealer from dying in your apartment.

The only thing missing from the textbook is the cell phone number of Willie, the guy with the good stuff.

The cost of the manifesto to taxpayers: $32,000. Or to put it in another way, about 110 grams of dope.

Sucks to have government officials who are stoned out of their minds.

Not that we’re experts, but perhaps it would have been better to print a different pamphlet. Maybe one called,  “Directions to Rehab.” Or better yet, “Hey Heroin Addicts, Move Your Asses To Jersey.”