Okay, manwhores, we know you've never seen one of these before. But this is a condom. Don't be scared, you won't feel a thing.

Hold on to your stained seats for this one, ladies and gents: a female porn actress tested positive for HIV this week. Bringing the total number of known HIV cases in the adult film industry in the last five years to 22.

Only 22? Not to make light of the horrific and tragic disease that is HIV. But in an industry founded on non-stop banging and sharing every bodily fluid imaginable, less than 5 cases of HIV per year is shocking?

Anyhow, health advocates are responding to this news by pushing for mandatory condoms in all porn shoots (excuse the pun). Which is why for a brief moment, it’s going to suck to be a porn star.

That moment you’re all famous for, that final climactic moment where sperm earn their wings will be a memory of porn past. So go ahead and cry now, folks. The money shot is as good as dead.

But at least our lovely adult film stars will be alive and ready for action.