When Utah Senator Chris Buttars took the Senate floor recently, he proclaimed that gay people didn’t have any morals. And he compared gay activists to radical Muslims, saying they’re one of America’s greatest threats.

Well, then. It certainly sucks to be you, Chrissy.

Because with those comments on the public record, you can forget about ever getting the following:

1) A seat at a Broadway musical

4) A good interior designer

2) A good hair cut at a good salon

3) A decently tailored suit

5) A nice arrangement of flowers for your wife

So thanks to your ignorance and narrow-mindedness, Chrissy, your house is going to look like hell, you’re going to look like hell, and you’ll never have any fun. Serves you right and it sucks to be you.