
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!"
In Japan, when it rains, it ribbits.
You see, for the past month or so, the Japanese have been experiencing sudden downpours of tadpoles. Yes little Kermits-to-be have literally been falling from the sky.
It’s the worst animal attack on Japan since Godzilla trampled the Budokan. And it’s freaking the locals out.
Scientists attribute the amphibious Kamikaze missions to strong winds, storms and water spouts.
Japanese TV weathermen, of course, never saw it coming. They were predicting torrential downpours of salamanders.


Ya know folks, there are several ways we here at STBY could go on this one.