Ya know folks, there are several ways we here at STBY could go on this one.

a) Sucks to be hungry enough to eat testicles.

b) Sucks to get sick eating testicles.

c) Sucks to have testicles pumped out of your stomach.

But we’ll just leave it at this: Sucks to eat testicles. Period.

You see, it seems a group of Japanese diners – male diners –  are currently in the hospital after chowing down on tainted blowfish balls.

And while we’d like to express our sympathies to the gourmets, we can only say this: Serves you right.

Gentlemen, what in the hell are you thinking ordering fish ‘nads off the menu? There wasn’t lobster or crab cakes or sushi  that night?  You couldn’t have gone with the kid’s meal chicken nuggets?  Fish sack sounded the most appetizing?  Really?

C’mon. You’re all men. You all have testicles. You know what they look like. Do they seem like something that might taste good? Do they appear to be something you’d want to sautee in butter and garlic? Do they look like something that could use a nice garnish?

If you answered yes, well then, it sucks to be you.