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SUCKS TO BE Josie Brooklyn, the 19th kid in the Duggar family

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

SUCKS TO BE YOU UPDATE!

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Back in July, we reported that Michelle Duggar was pregnant for the 19th time. Well guess what? She did it. She went ahead and shot out yet another offsrpring.

One might think that the birth of a child is the unsuckiest of times.  But, not for Josie.

The poor, poor girl is sentenced to a life of hand-me-hand-me-hand-me-hand-me-hand-me-hand-me-down clothes. She’ll have to accept the fact that she’ll be wearing the prom dress her sister and her sister and her sister and her sister and her sister wore.

And you want to talk about parental apathy? Sister, your horny ole folks have been to enough soccer games and dance recitals and school plays for, well, 19 lifetimes. You think they’re going to want to go to yours?

Hell no. And besides, they’ll probably be busy upstairs trying to create your younger brother.

So, all we can say  Josie, is welcome to the world. This very overpopulated world.